This describes it so well I’m going to fucking cry.
Musicals: Quick VersionsLes Miserables: Ex-criminal can't catch a fucking break. Crazy cop can't handle multi-dimensional personalities. Boring love interest remains everyone's least favorite character. Everyone you love dies.
The Phantom of the Opera: Overly dramatic opera singer is caught between a dick boyfriend and a serious case of Stockholm syndrome.
Wicked: Misunderstood loner chick tries to help people and everyone fucks her over anyway.
West Side Story: Romeo and Juliet with really tame gangs and sassy Puerto Ricans.
Grease: If your asshole love interest doesn't like your personality, change everything about yourself.
Rent: AIDS sucks.
Cats: Freaky looking cats. That's it. There's literally no plot.
why would anyone ever abandon a dog
so I make Dean, Sam & Cas on the Sims right?
before I saved the game of my new home, I have them seated like this
since it takes some time to save, I went to get a drink…
AND THEN FREAKING COUGH ON MY DRINK BECAUSE I CAME BACK TO THIS
THEYRE NOT EVEN IN A RELATIONSHIP AT THIS POINT IN THE GAME
EVEN SIMS SHIPS DESTIEL
SAM IS 47892431% DONE EVEN IN THE SIMS
But seriously do you ever think that all those who died in the battle of Hogwarts probably went on the chocolate frogs’ cards . And Teddy opening one before going on the train to Hogwarts and seeing his parents smiling at him, so they were actually there to see him off on his first year.
drowning in an ocean of my tears
"you can’t be asexual humans have an instinctual need to mate"
"lol r u plant do u reproduce by budding?"
"you just haven’t found the right person"
"have you seen a doctor?"
"you’re just trapped in the closet"
"cool. wanna get pizza?"
i hate when i’m too comfortable around someone because then my brain thinks its ok to act weird but even then i end up being too weird
on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents
someone mentioned april fools today, and it reminded me that last year a couple of radio DJs got taken off the air and almost faced felony charges because they told their audience that the local water supply was contaminated with “Dihydrogen Monoxide” and alot of people panicked
Dihydrogen - (two hydrogen)
Monoxide - (one oxygen)
some guys almost got arrested for telling people there was water in their taps.